"I will never tell you where the Katyushas are hidden, never.......Um, but since you asked so nicely"

Okay, that's it, I am now joining the Hezbollah, and I demand the Israeli Embassy immediately dispatch this crack team of IDF interrogators to find out what I know.
Please?
I think I am starting to understand why all of those Palestinian youths are constantly getting themselves arrested.

Disclaimer: I actually believe the picture above gives me one more reason to support Israel.