Monday, October 09, 2006


Cats, the danger that lurks unseen in your home, you have been warned

Okay, so what do we notice about this series of photos? Obvious to blind freddy one would think. You have photos of three men who killed more people than cancer, and the cats that they have been reincarnated as.
This proves the point long held by the Furry Weapon of Mass Destruction (FWMD) that all cats are inherently evil, and should be growled and barked at, and when possible, chased to within an inch of their evil little lives.
Think about the personalities of the murdering nutjobs above and the similarities displayed with cats.
Dictators want everyone to treat them as if they are the most important people in the world, as do cats. Point made, I think?
How many other mass murdering pyschos have been reincarnated as cats? No wonder they always look frustrated, unable to carry out their evil plans due to the distinct lack of thumbs, not to mention minions to do their bidding. That's why they sleep so much, dreaming of controlling the minds of thousands, instead of that little old lady who feeds them and forces them to display affection for that food.
One can only hope that it's not too late for society to wake up to this threat, before they do find a way to control us all, and it's "Heil Tiddles" and invading Poland again.

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