Furry Weapon of Mass Destruction (FWMD) seduces local surfer, 35, in ferocious daylight attack

Rueters: Local Cronulla surfer and barfly, Pete G, was seduced earlier today by a brown eyed 8 year old Malamute in a ferocious daylight attack, local sources said. The animal in question is rumoured to be none other than Sutherlands' notorious 'Furry Weapon of Mass Destruction' (FWMD), aka, Callie, Calisto, Oi, Noodle, Fred, etc. The dog's owner was unavailable for comfirmation of the incident, as he fled in a well dressed, sprightly manner in the direction of the local RSL when approached.
Serial surf bully and alcoholic Pete G was quoted as saying, "Wow, why can't all girls roll over for a shmacko?" in a slurred voice, "and she's nowhere near as hairy as my ex either!"
Residents have been warned to be on the lookout for a large, friendly dog pretending to be a possum and begging for shmackos.